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Today in obvious headlines, Gal Gadot kissed Kate McKinnon on 'SNL'

Today in obvious headlines, Gal Gadot kissed Kate McKinnon on 'SNL'

Gadot's Wonder Woman decides to explore her sexuality by passionately kissing McKinnon to see if she'd feel anything, producing hilarious, yet not favorable, results.

"OK, so it's Megan and Dre, who else?"

"Espionage" had super spy Gadot trying to web-chat with police (Kenan Thompson, Alex Moffat, Luke Null) only to have her signal continually interrupted by some web porn ladies (Aidy Bryant, Cecily Strong). "I can't believe I've never tried it", she marveled. "I feel like I haven't eaten a decent meal in years". "I do the same with German tourists", Jones quipped.

"It's like we're in a porn but the plumber is just genuinely there to fix the pipes", Bryant quipped.

"Sad to admit this, but when you look like I do in this country, people treat you differently", O.J. explained.

Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists the help of his newfound ally, Diana Prince, to face an even greater enemy.

"I mean, I love all my sisters, I think their bodies are handsome, but when I look at them, all I see is strength and power", Wonder Woman says.

"Hi everybody, I just wanted to let you know that this might be a big mistake". Although they hedge at first, Diana ends up planting one on Dre.

Gadot debuted as Wonder Woman in 2016's Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice before starring in a blockbuster solo film. which earned more than $818 million worldwide.

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